WHAT ARE MEN ?

Men are like...
....Bike Helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly

.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

.....Noodles.
They`re always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

...Parking spots
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

Men
Men support half of the world