JOKES AND RIDDLES - LEARN ENGLISH WITH A SMILE - 06/28/2011

Joke of the Day
What goes up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?
An umbrella
Joke of the Day
Dad, “You usually talk a lot on the phone. Why did you only talk half an hour?”
Daughter, “It was a wrong number!”
Joke of the Day
On which side of an ostrich are the feathers?
The outside!
Joke of the Day
After a careful examination the doctor said, “ I’m sorry to tell you that you’ve only got four hours to live.
Is there anyone you want to see before you go?”
“Yes,” answered the patient. “ Another doctor.”
Joke of the Day
“Joey, can you come out and play?”
“No. I have to help my dad do my homework.”
Joke of the Day
Why did the clown take off his shoes?
His feet felt funny.
Joke of the Day
What did the elevator say to the doctor?
“I’m coming down with something.”
Joke of the Day
Where do spices go when they are sick?
To see Dr. Pepper.
Joke of the Day
What did the gum say to the shoe?
“I’m stuck on you.”
Joke of the Day
What is the longest word in English?
Smiles
There’s a mile between each “s”.