CÂU HỎI ĐỐ VUI ĐỂ HỌC

Trường THCS TT Tuy Phước
Tổ: Tiếng Anh
GV: Nguyễn Hữu Lễ CÂU HỎI ĐỐ VUI ĐỂ HỌC TIẾNG ANH 9 1. What key does not lock the door?.-> A music key 2. Where does June come before May?->In the dictionary 3. What is the best place to put the cake in?->In the mouth 4. Why is the letter A like twelve o`clock?->Because it is in the middle of day . 5. What is the difference between a soldier and a young girl?->One powders the face and the other faces the powder 6. Which can you keep after giving it to your friend?->The promise 7. What is it that was tomorrow and will be yesterday?->Today 8. What comes twice in a moment, once in a minute and never in a hundred years?->letter M (What comes twice in a moment, once in a minute and never in a hundred years?) 9. What is it that larger the more you take from it?->A hole 10. Which letter of the alphabet goes round Great Britain?->letter C (the sea) 11. When I eat, I live but when I drink, I die. What am I?->Fire 12. Why is the letter T like an island?->Because it is in the middle of water 13. What word becomes shorter by the addition of a syllable?->The word short become shorter by the addition of a syllable 14. What belongs only to you, and yet is used more by others than by yourself?->Your name 15. What goes up when the rain comes down?->An umbrella 16. What goes up but never comes down?->Smoke, your age 17. Which travels at greater speed, heat or cold?->Heat, because you can catch cold. 18. Which 2 letters of alphabet have eyes?->A and B, because you say: ABCD (AB see D).  19. Which 4 letter would frighten a thief?->O, I, C, U (oh, I see you) 20. Which can you keep after giving it to your friend?->Your word.
21. What month do soldiers hate?-> March 22. What clothing is always sad?-> Blue jeans 23. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?-> They don’t want to be hot-dogs. 24. What makes opening piano so hard?-> All the keys are inside. 25. What has nothing but a head and a tail?-> A coin 26. Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye?-> It’s not right. 27. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?-> You are too young to smoke. 28. How do we know the ocean is friendly?-> It waves 29. What has three hands but only one face?-> A clock 30. Which can move faster, heat or cold?-> Heat, because you can catch cold. 31. What weather do mice and rats fear?-> When it is raining cats and dogs.
32. Who always drives his customers away?-> A taxi-driver
33. What is the longest word in the English language?-> Smiles, because there is a mile between the beginning and the end of it. 34. Why is the letter E so important?-> Because it is the beginning of everything. 35. Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship?-> Without it a friend will become a fiend. 36. What has four fingers and a thump but no flesh and bone?-> A glove 37. Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stairs and was not hurt, why?-> He fell of the last step. 38. Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?-> Santa Claus 39. What do you drop when you need it and take back when you don’t?-> An anchor 40. What is higher without a head than with a head?-> A pillow 41. Where can you always find money?-> In the dictionary 42. What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?-> A black-board 43. What word is pronounced, even by the best of scholars?-> Wrong 44. What will make more noise in your house than a dog?-> Two dogs
45) Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?->Mom is closer because Dad is M“Farther”MMMom is closer because
46) What is the poorest bank in the world? ->The  river bank(The Thriver bank)
47) What month do soldiers hate? (-> MarchMMarcharch)
48) What clothing is always sad? -> Blue Jeans(Blue jeans)
49) Why is an empty purse always the same? (-> There is no change in itThere is no change i50) What has four wheels and flies? -> A garbage truck( garbage truck)
51) Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?->They don’t want to be hot- dogsthhttthttththtThey
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